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Thursday, 23 August 2012

Bringing Back Bebo


You heard me right guys and girls. I'm bringing back Bebo XD I'm so excited about this.. it's gonna be the new Facebook Timeline! ^_^

Ok seriously, Bebo should go and die... I logged into my account there the other day just to see it... and I cringed.... and laughed at my old profile. I also was horrified to see the "Dating" tab. Bebo has a dating service?! What sorcery is this that hath ruined thine children? :O

Oi, Patrick, remember when I showed you my Bebo profile? Months ago? And you got such a laugh out of it? So much so that you saved the webpage for future reference? :) Well here's what I decided... I'm gonna show you all how I lived my days on Bebo. With my 432 luv... and my profile skin and how it stands for rebellion... and let's not forget my "About Me" and all the shameful things I've said on it that would make a normal person want to hang themselves for even thinking about posting that stuff on the internet.

So here you go... My bebo profile. Those ancient writings that never should have surfaced but still exist on the internet...
First off I have my profiler. Which I actually like :D It's the least cringe part of my profile. Oh! The video that loads when you open my page - it never gets old ^_^ There it is, right under my profiler. Just read on and you'll get to it :D From here on, it goes downhill. As for my page's skin.. it was one I found on a Bebo page. It's purpose was "just coz" and it was so bad that I didn't want it on my blog... All I'll say about it is - "Real Boys Kiss Boys".
*dies of cringe*


My Bebo Profiler


The next two are the About Me of my page. To be fair, most of this is still true. I make normal quiver in a corner across the room! And I may not be your favourite crayon but I know that one day you'll need me to finish your picture... Also, Daolin is the coolest BESTest person ever B)


More Cringe...

Single and 18... A Rapist's Dream


Next we have my calendar for 2010. As each event passed, I struck it out. (Does that sounds right? Is that right? :S) It was the only thing that kept me sane. Knowing that I'd soon finish with secondary school and move on to college. It was my life-force.... and... and.. Ok I can't keep this up anymore. I was bored during my Leaving Cert year...

I Liked Using Smileys

Because of Bloggers crappy photo positioning and stuff, the best way it to place them one-by-one rather than having two side-by-side. Anyway... Yes, all the music is from female artists. They all have their own personal smiley too. This is very homosexual music... I spent a lot of my LC year updating Bebo. Studying is for suckers! But stay in school, kids. Education is important.


When it came to films, I blanked on names so I threw down genres instead. It was easier and covered up the stench of bad taste. And my Happiest When list... why did I bother spilling my guts to the internet? Nobody CARES. Especially on Bebo.

I REALLY Liked Using Smileys

Daolin, She Hacked Me... Still True Though!

This next one, Friends, has to be the worst. The Skittles (Ok, the Skittles are cool!). The Italics. The Bold. The Phrases! Someone kill me now. I have a feeling that if Evan is reading this, he's thinking (or saying), "Oh god, Kieran, did your parents beat you with dead toads while you were growing up?" or "Even I have more self respect than to even think that.. #POO #poo #pooPOOpoo". Or something like that.
But finally. My Stuff. Now I'm proud of that list. Some fun memories wrapped up in such few words and phrases *nostalgic sigh*

This Is Fake. I Had No Friends!


Nobody Shall Ever Understand!

So there you have it. My Bebo profile. Well most of it. The cringe stuff anyway. Dunno why I felt like sharing it... I suppose so you could all learn that just because you spent your teenage years in the privacy of your own room, trying to update your Bebo page to make it look respectable so that others would like you, it doesn't mean you're going to grow up looking for acceptance from strangers on the internet... Scratch that.. It's exactly what'll happen to you!

And before I sign off and wallow in self pity over my disgraceful 19th year on this planet (yes, I counted correctly), I'm going to show you something I found. Which I even forgot about! My old blog! Or what Bebo calls a blog... I only had like 2 posts. It was suckish. but here's one that I had. It made me giggle and want to actually try these now that I'm in college.

Fun Things To Do In A Supermarket If You're Bored

01. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' trolleys when they aren't looking

02. Set the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals
03. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the ladies toilet
04. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 3 in Housewares...", and see what happens
05 Go to the Service Desk and ask to out a bag of M&M's on credit
06. Move a "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" sign to a carpeted area
07. Set up a tent in the Camping Department and tell other shoppers you are sleeping over and invite them in if they bring pillows from the Bedding Department
08. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to dry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
09. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose
10. While handling large knives in the Kitchen Department, ask the clerk if he/she knows where the anti-depressants are located
11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from Mission Impossible
12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "Pick me!! Pick me!!"
13. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, hit the floor and assume the foetal position and scream, "NO... It's those voices again!!"
14. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while. Then loudly yell, "There's no toiler paper in here."

2 comments:

  1. Hahaha you actually read my mind!
    While i was reading your bebo things when patrick found it (he showed me also) i thought to myself:

    "If I knew kieran when he used this, i would have hated him so so much"

    haha!

    #poopooPOOPOOPOOpoopOoPoO

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    1. I knew you'd have a very strong opinion about it. Mentioning what I thought you'd say seemed appropriate. I was correct :D

      I don't know what I was thinking back then.. It's a good thing I have no shame ^_^

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